No Doubt - B-side Lyrics

Thanks to Genn for her corrections on Cellophane Boy. :)
Corrections for Oi to the World from http://www.mattsmusicpage.com/nodoubt/loito.htm.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks (written by Eric Stefani)

You try to teach a dog a brand new trick You take a ball and toss it far And then you say "Go get it" You know you can't teach an old dog new tricks He only knows what he's trained No, you can't teach an old dog new tricks He'll only curl his tail and run away
And so you try a new approach You try to hold and cuddle it You hope he'll learn it if you try again But you just don't get it
You can't teach an old dog new tricks He only knows what he's trained No, you can't teach an old dog new tricks He'll only curl his tail and run away You can't teach an old dog new tricks He only knows what he's trained No, you can't teach an old dog new tricks Not even if you get down and beg No, you can't teach an old dog
Remember when you saw him in the window You bought him from the local pet store You can't forget the first time you brought him home You brought him home, he went on the floor You could have taught him then if you would've known
You can't teach an old dog new tricks He only knows what he's trained No, you can't teach an old dog new tricks He'll only curl his tail and run away You can't teach an old dog new tricks He only knows what he's trained No, you can't teach an old dog new tricks Not even if you get down and beg No, you can't teach an old dog No no way You can't teach an old dog new tricks He'll only curl his tail and run away

My Room Is Still Clean (recorded live)

(instrumental intro) My room is still clean

Oi To The World

Hanje(??) was a punk just like an other boy And he never had no trouble till he started up his Oi band Then safe in the garage or singing in the tub Till Hanje went too far and he plugged into the pub Twas a cold Christmas Eve when Trevor and the skins Popped in for a pint and to nick a bag of crisps Trevor liked the music but not the unity He unwound Hanje's turban and he knocked him to his knees
Chorus: If God came down on Christmas Day I know exactly what he'd say He'd say 'Oi' to the punks and 'Oi' to the skins And 'Oi' to the world and everybody wins
Hanje was a bloody mess He ran right through the crowd He said, "We'll meet again. We are bloody but not unbowed." Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet Christmas Day on the roof down on 20 Oxford Street
(chorus) (instrumental interlude)
On the roof with the nunchucks Trevor broke alot of bones But Hanje had a sword like the guy in Indiana Jones Police sirens wailing, bloody dying men Hanje was alone and abandoned by his band Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape And Hanje saw the North Star shining more than ever So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor Then repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban And went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon (chorus twice)

I Throw My Toys Around

I've got no time for fairy stories I'm not a little girl So you can leave me all alone And turn off the lights as well If you were frightened Then whistle But I don't think you'd like it Such a nice kid
Chorus: Nobody's looking now (nobody's looking) I throw my toys around
Somebody's being very bad I wonder who it can be Somebody's going to get in trouble I know it isn't me I'm just a little angel Bet you don't know what I've done When your back's turned (chorus)
Pick up those building blocks Chop off the baby's locks Swing dolly by the hair Put down that teddy bear Slam dunk the happy clown I throw my toys around
I've got no time for bedtime stories I'm not a little child Everything makes me furious And everything makes me wild If you were frightened then whistle And I come running to you As you boo hoo (chorus)

Under Construction

Success serenades me And pressures at the door Broken promise debris lying around so I'm at war(?) And my accomplishments Interrogating me Today's become tomorrow before I wanted it to be Desperate dicussions disturb the destruction Of your sign(?) I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine
Chorus: I'm under construction everyone So you have to mind the mess I'm under some construction
I'll always have to try harder I never really could keep up Sitting in the corner with my illness and bad luck But in this humble place I'm feeling like (?) And I hope to get better With some time, I'll be fine With some time, I'll be fine
(chorus)
Correction Modification Correction Construction
In the rituals that soothe and disguise me They'll be gone But sometime, I'll be fine But sometime, I'll be fine I'll be fine (chorus)

Leftovers (written by Gwen Stefani/ Tony Kanal)

Thinking, what should I do When I don't have you Facing my demotion I'm just a fish in your ocean Has-been, that's what I am With my backstage wristband (?) of you That's not what I'm used to Feed em all to me Careful with my stuff What's your policy? First one's free
Seal em up (?) I put em in my pocket Seal em up Put em in a jar Seal em up When I need em for later Seal em up And let em go real far
?...take down I take the leftovers
Tell me how could I be real careful Tell me now I get em right on time (?) Tell me now I get em when I need em Time is up what's left is over It's over I can never have enough I can never have enough I sure am greedy Hand em over to me Nothing's free

Full Circle (written by Gwen Stefani/ Tony Kanal/ Tom Dumont)

All I've ever touched or said to them Become a rehearsal for you Just practice To many magic moments To be coincidence It all comes full circle I knew someone who knew you And he introduced me to you Your ex-girlfriend had a boyfriend Who kissed my girlfriend Who dated Adrian
Chorus: For all things are getting smaller and smaller And everything comes back full circle full circle Since there is no separation We all know someone else It all comes full circle
And you come from England My ex-boyfriend he is Indian British passport We're all connected And everyone is affected
(chorus twice)

Big Distraction

My concentration ? I've got myself snagged on you No self control Now all that I wanna do Sleep in the shadow of you For the rest of my life ...can chisle ? And we can live comfortably For the rest of our lives ? You're my big distraction I'll be his companion I'm falling fast Like an avalanche Indentured servant A slave to this ? Thank God for hopeful my heart And mutual feelings Well look how it's balanced now Maybe we'll just settle down For the rest of our lives

Cellophane Boy

And I'm not the judge Or the referree And I can't accept Cause I am uptight And the smoke screen to my eyes are burning My concern is I just might give you life And I can't relate to the hypnotist And I can't get close Cause of plastic wrap And I want to have kids But their father's up inside the clouds The distance between us on my mind Up until now things have been fine... Temporarily You're cute, but the circumstance has changed Your substitution method crutch Your whole protection from your pain/fame(?) This presentation of my ploy Is to change my cellophane boy
Oh, it's not the 70's Let your future fly with me Up until now things have been fine... Temporarily You're cute, but the circumstance has changed Your substitution method crutch Your whole protection from your pain/fame(?) This presentation of my ploy Is to change my cellophane boy And I want your habit to be me Your harbor and your refugee

Beauty Contest

(written by Gwen Stefani and Tony Kanal)
A damsel in distress is quite submissive Look how sunburned my vanity is A feminine human creature Superficial seducing detour I go into the mold for the cookie cutter The ugly duckling will always suffer Contaminated centers (?) don't try to fight it I better get back on my diet
Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? Beauty contest I'm obsessed
Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions Not sexy enough without the regulations I'm (?) my fading features Want to blossom, not bloom to perish
Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest Oh I've got to get out of this mess Beauty contest I'm obsessed And I've fallen, I can't help myself Feeling envious of all the rest You're bringing out the lemming in me A victim of a cattle call disease Not easy to be me
I feel subordinate
Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? Obsessed with the beauty contest Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest I've got to get out of this mess Obsessed with the beauty contest Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? Caught up in the beauty contest (repeat) (baby's voice: My vanity's a mess.)

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