Weezer "Blue Album" Songs and Lyrics

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My Name Is Jonas

My name is Jonas I'm carrying the wheel Thanks for all you shown us This is how we feel Come sit next to me Pour yourself some tea Just like Grandma made When we couldn't find sleep Things were better then Once but never again We've all left the den Let me tell you about it
Choo choo train left right on time A ticket costs only your mind Driver said, 'Hey man we go all the way' Of course we were willing to pay
My name is Weepel Got a box full of your toys They're fresh out of batteries But they're still makin noise Makin noise
Tell me what to do Now the tank is dry Now this wheel is flat And you know what else? Guess what I received in the mail today-- Words of deep concern from my little brother
Building's not going as he planned The foreman has injured his hand The dozer will not clear a path The driver swears he learned his math
The workers are going home (4x) Yeah! The workers are going home (3x) Yeah yeah yeah
My name is Jonas

No One Else

My girl's got a big mouth with which she blabbers alot She laughs at most everything, whether it's funny or not And if you see her, tell her it's over now
Chorus: I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs for no one else
My girl's got eyeballs in the back of her head She looks around and around You know it makes me sad to see her like that Please don't believe her She says that for anyone And if you see her, tell her it's a hey hey hey hey (chorus)
And if you see her tell her it's over now And if you see her tell her it's over now (chorus)

The World Has Turned And Left Me Here

Chorus: The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place an empty space Has filled the void behind my face
I made love with your sweet memory 1000 times in my head You said you loved it more than ever You said you remained turned away Turning further everyday (chorus)
I talked for hours to your wanted photograph And you just listened You left enchanted by my intellect Or maybe you didn't You said you remained turned away Turning further everyday (chorus)
(instrumental interlude) You said you remained turned away Turning further everyday (chorus)
(Do you believe what I sing now?)(2x) (Do you believe?)(2x) Do you believe what I sing now?(2x) Do you believe?(2x)

Buddy Holly

What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?
Woo hoo, but you know I'm yours Woo hoo, and I know you're mine Woo hoo, that's for all time I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that
Don't you ever fear I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted Your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo hoo, and you know I'm yours Woo hoo, and I know you're mine Woo hoo, that's for all time Ooh we ooh I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that
Bang bang a knock on the door Another big bang your down on the floor Oh no, what do I do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's a matter babe? Are you feeling sick? What's a matter, What's a matter, What's a matter you? What's matter babe, are you feeling blue?
Ooh we ooh I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that

Surf Wax America

The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer The wave is coming but I ain't got no fear I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast I'm waxing down because it's really a blast I'm going surfing cause I don't like your face I'm bailing out because I hate the race Of rats that run round and round in the maze I'm going surfing I'm going surfing
Chorus: You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat
My buddies and the honeys all come along They seem invincible as they surf along The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg I'm going surfing I'm going surfing (chorus 2x)
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold I never thought it would come to this Now I can never go home All along the undertow is strenghtening its hold I never thought it would come to this Now I can never go home (chorus quietly 2x)
(chorus) You take your car I'll take my board You take your car I'll take my board Let's go!

Say It Ain't So

Oh yeah All right Somebody's Heine is crowding my ice box Somebody's cold one is giving me chills Guess I'll just close my eyes Oh yeah All right Feels good inside
Flip on the tele Wrestle with Jimmy Something is a bubbling behind my back Bottle is ready to blow
Chorus: Say it ain't so Your drug is a heart breaker Say it ain't so My love is a life-taker
I can't confront you I never could do That which might hurt you So try and be cool When I say, this way Is a waterslide away from me that takes you further everyday So be cool
(chorus)
Dear Daddy, I write you In spite of years of silence You cleaned up Found Jesus Things are good or so I hear This bottle of Steven's Awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather The son is drowning in the flood
(chorus)

In The Garage

I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me yes I do, I do I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group Kiss I've got Ace Frehley I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me yes I do, I do
Chorus: In the garage, I feel safe No one cares about my ways In the garage where I belong No one hears me sing this song In the garage
I've got an electric guitar I play my stupid songs I write these stupid words And I love every one Waiting there for me yes I do, I do (chorus)
(instrumental interlude)
(chorus)
In the garage, I feel safe No one laughs about my ways In the garage where I belong No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me No one hears me sing this song

Holiday

Let's go away for a while-- You and I To a strange and distant land Where they speak no word of truth But we don't understand anyway
Holiday-- far away To stay-- On a holiday Far away Let's go today in a heart beat Heartbeat heartbeat
Don't bother to pack your bags or you map We won't need them where we're going We're going where the wind is blowin Not knowing where we're gonna stay
We will write a postcard To our friends and family In free verse
On the road with Kerouac Sheltered in his Bivouac On this road we'll never die... Let's go away!

Only In Dreams

You can't resist her She's in your bones She is your marrow and your ride home You can't avoid her She's in the air In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide
Chorus: Only in dreams We see what it means We reach out our hands Hold onto hers But when we wake It's all been erased And so it seems Only in dreams
You walk up to her, ask her to dance She says, "Hey baby I just might take the chance." You say, "It's a good thing that you float in the air that way there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces." (chorus) Only in dreams (repeat)

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